Defrag that computer she said!
...why would mz ribit think my computer needs defragging? Wait, maybe she said "DeFrog" that computer. Perhaps it has something to do with me spending too much time on the computer and not enough time rubbing her feets.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!