Okay ...
1. Pizza - Canadian bacon and pineapple.
2. Drink - Jameson Irish Whiskey and club soda.
3. Beer - Guinness and Bass Pale Ale (black & tan).
4. Financial Planning - Me holding a ticket with the winning lottery numbers.
5. Swimwear - suntan lotion and a pair of sunglasses.
6. Cellmates - Barry Soetoro and Eric Holder.
7. Dancin' - sawdust on the floor and the Texas two-step.
8. Lazy Afternoon - dark room full of strippers and a roll of twenty dollar bills burnin' a hole in your pocket.
9. Bedtime - cool satin sheets and a smokin' hot female body.
Do you need more?
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence