Colorado teen awakens to bear 'crunching' on his head at camp, fights off animal
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/colorado-teen-awakens-bear-crunching-head-camp-article-1.3315638
...for those who are not wily woodsmen like me, a bear crunching on your head will wake ya up better than most alarm clocks.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!