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By: Beldin in POPE IV | Recommend this post (5)
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coyote+ugly

1. As above, the man must gnaw off his arm to avoid waking the sleeping beast that he took home while drunk. I thought I might add what my dad calls "double coyote ugly" where the man gnaws off his other arm because he knows she'll be looking for a one armed man.

2. A situation encountered after a night of consuming alcohol whereby a person, usually male, wakes the next morning in a strange bed with a sexual partner from the previous evening who is completely physically undesirable (see ugly, nasty, two bagger) and sleeping on the man's arm. The hapless male would rather gnaw off his own arm than wake the woman and have to face the ills of his intoxicated choices the previous evening. Originating from a phenomena whereby a coyote captured in a jaw trap will chew off its own leg to escape certain death.




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Re: Colorado teen awakens to bear 'crunching' on his head at camp, fights off animal
By: Beldin
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Tue, 11 Jul 17 3:58 AM
Msg. 28895 of 47202

It's what they call "Coyote Ugly," micro ... look it up ... it means if ya wake up next to a butt-ugly heifer-of-a-woman who is layin' on yer arm, you do not hesitate ... you immediately commence to gnawin' off yer arm so you can get away as fast as you can!


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