Ah, but therein lies the difference, micro ... the backwoods southern boys aren't stupid ... they may not always be highly educated by leftist standards (if leftists have any standards, that is), but they generally have common sense. Leftists are "educated," but they're willfully stupid with not a lick of common sense.
Besides ... I have nuthin' 'gainst southerners, micro ... 'cuz I are one.