Hmmm ... this might jest be the germination of a great idea! Leftists desperately want to help minority communities, right ... well ... uh ... maybe ... probably not really true, but ... they do HATE firearms, right?! Let's round up a bunch of hardcore leftists, put 'em in security uniforms, arm 'em with some throwable groceries, and put 'em in inner-city convenience stores to stand guard.
WIN - WIN!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence