We, the undersigned to pledge to completely boycott the NFL and all their advertising sponsors if the NFL allows ANY team to ever hire Kaepernick to any position, down to and including waterboy or janitor, including any subsidiaries or affiliated companies or farm teams.
Signature #1: ~monkeytrots
Note that this petition is merely a courtesy to the NFL, because all the signatories to this petition are people who don't bother talking about what we are going to do; we simply do it. And there are more of us than there are of them - if ya idjits ain't figgerd that out already.
Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good ...