Kathy,
zzfart's actual nom de plume is "zzstar." But, since it is a veritable STAR at shitting its own pants on a very regular basis, we just cut to the chase and call it zzfart - it suits it to a T.
B.
P.S. Hey, zzfart ... yeah, I know you're readin', you dumbass ... wipe your mouth ... it's stinkin' even more than usual.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence