Well, thank goodness you managed to take another nymphomaniac off the market, ribit! The rampant, unchecked nymphomania coursing through the female population is becoming an epidemic of major proportion, don'tcha know. The male population owes you a debt of gratitude, ribit ... for "taking one for the team."
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence