Hurricane Irma and family.
Some 'family' folks live in S florida are in the direct (if anybody knows what that is) path or hurricane Irma. It's five days out and they claim they cannot escape cause they can't get a hotel reservation. Later on they called back and said they had found a hotel in Orlando. Thus having removed themselves from the bullseye out to the 9 ring they are all happy now. If I was in the path of Irma and was going to evacuate Nashville would be closer to my idea of safe than Orlando, but that's just me.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!