Uh, I think that would be a tsunami, rather than an earthquake, micro ...
... but, then again, after The Hildabeast's gargantuan ass cut through the ocean water and hit bottom ... THEN you might have that earthquake ... BUT ... it would be a helluva lot more than an 8.1, don'tcha know!
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