Beldin: 
re: "I think yer gonna need to retract that second statement, yer majesty - THAT ain't physically possible - not in this universe, anyway!"
I saw one of her from a few years back where she didn't look too bad.  Wait... here it is.
 

No, that's not it.  HERE it is. 
 

Gold is $1,581/oz today. When it hits $2,000, it will be up 26.5%.  Let's see how long that takes. - De  3/11/2013 - ANSWER:  7 Years, 5 Months