Texas Rancher / Oklahoma Rancher
Texas Rancher's bull dies so he calls a fellow rancher from Oklahoma and asks if he has a bull he could 'loan' him as he wanted to get his cows pregnant right away so the calves would be born in the spring and he wouldn't have to feed em all winter. Oklahoma guy says sure come get him.
Texas guy goes and picks up the bull and takes him back to his ranch. After about a week he calls the Oklahoma guy and asks him if there is anything wrong with his bull. "No, not that I know of, what is the problem?"
Texas Guy: He's just lazy and sluggish and doesn't show any interest in these cows at all.
Oklahoma Guy: Just call the vet and have him take a look at the bull and tell him to send me the bill.
Couple of days go by and the Texas Rancher calls the Oklahoma Rancher back and says that the bull is doing fine now. He has serviced every cow in the herd, some of them twice.
Oklahoma Guy: What did the vet do?
Texas Guy: Just gave him some pills.
Oklahoma Guy: What Kind of pills?
Texas Guy: I dunno, but they taste like peppermint.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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