* The ideal applicants for admission will be those with deep pockets who love to fund Marxist causes.
* There will be presentations followed by roundtable discussions on the following topics:
a. Starting off with a rousing invocation titled "F*ck You, America!" by the Irreverend Jeremiah Wright.
b. A "how to" symposium on laundering money and evading prosecution under the RICO statutes.
c. A practical application of how to implement voting fraud operations for the Democrat Party.
d. A "how to" symposium on solicitation of charitable donations and siphoning off 95% of such donations for your own personal use.
e. A retrospective on Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals."
f. Cuddle Sessions 101 led by Reggie Love.
g. Dietary Hints on How to Maintain Your Girlish Figure led by "My Belle, Moochelle" (a.k.a., "Wide Load")
* At the conclusion of the fesitivites, there will be a meet-and-greet where everyone will have a chance to meet and get an autographed mask, bottle of urine, or nail-spiked club from their favorite Antifa thug. In honor of lil' Barry's time in Indonesia, the buffet will be serving barbequed dog.