Stand back, sire ... I will handle this one!
Judge Beldin: "There's no need for the plaintiff or the defendant to present any arguments in this case - I find for the plaintiff. Therefore, the plaintiff is hereby awarded compensation of 230 grains of lead ... to be delivered to him at 850 feet/per/second.
Next case."
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence