Wow, ribit ... THAT makes for quite the acronym, that does!
CPFBWLLBETHGGHTHWVSHMNDMBSAKBYSTASWFSSMLSLBMESHMIDSESADGLLPWAFTFIOYOWCWAJGAILTTTWTSIPHNNONFCSSRTSYBRTTNHSHLGBSTPWSMNBPVWHMHQGHMAPL unicorn-riding, fairy-dust-snorting, rubber-room-inhabiting HARPY.
But ... ya hafta abbreviate it ... or the nappy-headed skank ho won't be able to understand it, don'tcha know!