Yeah - touchdown victory dances are verbotten 'cuz they're disrespectful and incendiary ...
But heaven forbid they should remove a player from the game for ACTUAL disrespectful and incendiary actions ... why, that would be a violation of their freedom to be cretins.
Those empty seats and ticket prices put a REAL smile on a lot of folk's faces.
Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good ...