Bill Clinton's first novel to become a Showtime TV series in major deal
http://ew.com/tv/2017/09/22/bill-clinton-president-missing-james-patterson-showtime/
...gonna be called The President is Missing. I woulda called it The President is Missing but his old lady is still hanging around. In the plot the folks looking for the president would be questioning interns high and low (yes, that was intended) and his ashes would be found in a humidor.
...or ya could have plot number two. The president is climbing over the back fence to the whitehouse wearing only his underwear. A new security guard not aware that this is a three or four times a week occurrence shoots him. The rest of the movie is about the coverup.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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