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Re: Jihadi bomb kit like one used for Manchester Arena terror attack bought on Amazon without proper security check 

By: ribit in POPE IV | Recommend this post (3)
Sat, 23 Sep 17 4:53 AM | 73 view(s)
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A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “hello, could u give me a condom. im going to my girlfriend’s home for dinner and i think i may be in with a chance!” the pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, “give me another condom because my girlfriend sister is very cute too.she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and i thinkl i might strike it lucky there too”. the pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, “go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend’s mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me, she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, i think she is expecting me to make a move!” During dinner,the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. when the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, “dear lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all u give us.” A minute later the boy is still praying “and thank you lord for your kindness”. Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. the others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, “i didn’t know u were so religious”. the boy replies, “i didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist!”




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Re: Jihadi bomb kit like one used for Manchester Arena terror attack bought on Amazon for £95 � without proper security checks
By: Decomposed in POPE IV
Sat, 23 Sep 17 4:46 AM 		Msg. 34880 of 47202

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re: "Jihadi bomb kit like one used for Manchester Arena terror attack bought on Amazon for £95 – without proper security checks"

I'm reminded of the time when I was twelve and tried to buy condoms at the town pharmacy. Mr. Hempley glanced at them and gave me a good long look. "What do you intend to do with these?" he asked. "Oh, they're for Mrs. Kravitz, my teacher," I lied. He gave me a knowing smile, said "Good luck with that, kid" and rung up the purchase. 

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