Well, I don't know what kind of interlopers are bold enough to intrude on his majesty ... probably ones with a death wish, I imagine ... but, you can always call this number ... 1-800-736-8246 ... that's 1-800-REN-TAHO. Now, don't be shocked or put off when your call is initially answered with, "Hello ... you've reached the Democratic National Committee." All that political talk is just a cover for their real backroom operations, don'tcha know. Ask for Wendy, and she'll get over to your place as fast as her pink running shoes will take her!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence