A snowflake at MSU "found" a "noose" hanging on a stairwell door handle in their dorm and immediately reported this heinous act of RACISM!!!
The President of MSU, Lou Anna Simon, denounced this heinous act of RACISM in a quickly released statement condemning what appeared to be an instance of racial intimidation and saying, in part, that "No Spartan should ever feel targeted based on their race, or other ways in which they identify."
The MSU Campus Police sprung into action and swiftly solved this very troubling case - it was a shoelace.
... By Wednesday afternoon, after further investigation, the university offered a different account of what had happened.
A matching packaged shoelace was found outside Holden Hall, the residence hall where the incident was reported, MSU spokesman Jason Cody said in a news release.
MSU police spoke with the student who lost both shoelaces which "are packaged in a way that someone could perceive them to look similar to a noose," Cody said.
The student who lost the shoelaces lives on the same floor as the student who reported the incident. It was not directed at any individual, Cody said, adding that police believe someone found the shoelace and put it on a stairwell door handle after picking it up off the floor. ...
http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/local/2017/10/04/noose-found-outside-michigan-state-dorm-room/732058001/
President Simon needs to quickly release another statement that says, "I am a retarded buffoon for jumping to conclusions and releasing premature, incendiary statements that falsely put MSU and its people in a bad light and prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I am a DUMBASS. Today, I am tendering my long overdue resignation."
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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