Time-Traveling Drunk Man Says He Was Sent From Year 2048 to Warn of Alien Invasion
http://www.yahoo.com/news/time-traveling-drunk-man-says-155541478.html
...ya can't time travel sober, everybody knows dat!
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!