...propane!
...I can cook a couple of burgers on a propane grill faster than I can get a charcoal grill started. Further, the charcoal grill can make ya food tasts like that stooped lighter fluid they give ya. If God wanted us working our fingers to the nub trying to cook dinner he would not have sent us Bic Lighters.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!