ROTFLMAO! Freudian Slip - BIG TIME! I just re-read this post ... I meant to type "I wasn't expectin' for you to work there."
Well, De ... you can always try one of those lines out on her ... and if that one don't work ... and ya manage to dodge the first clip of bullets ... tell her the second one before she can reload and see if that works.
Aw, hell ... who am I kiddin' ... say your prayers ... and then kiss your ass goodbye!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence