Don't panic, sire ... the vast male wizard conspiracy was already on this case before these commercials hit the television airwaves to Toadsuck, Georgia.
We have secretly co-opted this company's vendors and the material they are sending is anything but "comfy" - 100% itchy wool. Women will be shedding these bras lickety-split. So ... contrary to your initial observation ... we DO hope this company starts making panties, too!
But, yer majesty ... THIS is all on the NEEDS TO KNOW basis, so shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence |