To be honest, ribit ... I sincerely believe the last time Billy Jeff lied down next to Hitlery was no later than May of 1979. And, truth be told, there's a better than even chance that Web Hubbell stepped in and acted as Billy Jeff's surrogate on that occasion. So, my guess as to the true source of Billy Jeff's current physical ailments has more to do with the white powder he was so fond of snorting up his nose ... or maybe even the swift kicks to his groin by the women he didn't manage to successfully pin down ... rather than waking up next to The Pig-in-a-Pantsuit. Although, I must admit ... even being within a mile radius of Hitlery has got to take years off one's lifespan.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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