Nah, De ... it's jest my disinformation campaign to help conceal the real purpose of your ... uh ... "barn." Here on the Pope Board, we know you wouldn't install a rusty ol' artillery piece ... it's gonna be more like this ...
Along with a couple of these ...
Uh oh ...
looks like I'm leaking, again, huh?
Well, that's what happens after the first 5, 6 ... 12 beers.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence