...guy hears a noise in the night and looks out his bedroom window and sees two guys burglarizing his shed so he calls 911.
"We are really busy and don't have anyone we can send out right now" they told him.
He calls back in two minutes and tells em not to worry about the two guys burglarizing his shed that he had shot em. In about two minutes there was ten police cars at his house. They catch and arrest the burglars who were unharmed.
"I thought you said you shot these burglars" the cops said.
"I thought you said you didn't have anyone you could send out" says the man.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!