...this cold weather is doubtlessly related somehow to the Global Darkening that is going on. It can only be prevented by having folks send me large chunks of cash so that I can sell global darkening prevention widgets to countries south of the equator in return for some of their global brightening widgets. There will be some administrative costs but I promise not to keep any more of the money for myself than the Clintons suck out of their foundation.
...I will hire all my grandkids for administrators and pay em maybe a million a week (starting wage).
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!