...reminds me of another story about chickens and pigs.
One man asks another what is the difference between being 'involved' in something and being 'committed' to something.
"A chicken is 'involved' in breakfast. A Pig is 'committed' to it.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!