Lying to the FBI
...if you are questioned by the fbi or any other cops and you tell em anything at all and they can find someone else anywhere on the planet who will 'remember' it different from what you said, you can go to jail. Scooter Libby was basically convicted or remembering an incident different than Chris Matthews. Best thing to do is not even tell em what time it is. It's a sad situation, but they created it.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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