Good Morning Clo !
You heard it here first.
Borowitz had best keep his nose to the grindstone.
Trump is actually crazier than Andy is funny. And Andy is very, very funny.
OCU posted that Donald advised reading some muck sheet, and the tweet quickly disappeared.
It would seem that there is actually somebody at the White House monitoring Don's posts with the power to delete.
Enough people in Washington have been quoted as saying to the effect that Don is ignorant and Don is daft.
I suspect strongly that we have a wildly dysfunctional, ignorant and daft crazy man sitting at Lincoln's desk actively destroying this country.
That is where we are today. I have no doubt of it.
And I am just a clever geriatric who reads the New York Times with an unrelenting passion for this wonderful country.
And what is the Congress doing to address this nightmare?
Congress is talking about Al Franken groping women and Conyers holding meetings in his pyjamas.
We were better off with Clarence Thomas and the pubic hair on the can of Coca-Cola.
How in god's name did we as a people get into the position where these disgusting piece of shit Donald Trump is destroying this country?
Are the people of this country so demented as to prefer a retarded bastard like Donald Trump to a brilliant woman? I guess so.
Donald Trump is President because he is White and he is male, and the Electoral College is outdated and absolutely dysfunctional.
Our President endorses a paedophile. Our President jokes about battery against women. Our President is an angry, spiteful, malicious ignoramus.
The fates are toying with us. Providence didn't save us from this nightmare. It is going to take strong and honest government officials and legislators.
God Help Us.
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