Man Gets MIgrane Headaches. Goes to the doctor. Doctor gives him a thorough physical and tells him that his migranes are caused by 'undue pressure' on his testicles. Nothing to do but cut em off. Man protests and leaves but after a couple more weaks of excruciating pain he relents, goes back to the doctor has has em cut off.
After his recovery from the surgery he decides that since he isn't married, isn't likely to get married and will never have any kids that he will just take a world tour and see all the places he has ever wanted to see. He books a tour with a cruise line. After leaving the tour office he decides that he will go buy himself a new wardrobe to wear on his cruise.
Gets to the clothing store and tells the guy waiting on him that he is going on a tour of the world and needs a new wardrobe. Suits, sports jackets, slacks everything. Store guy says, well ya look to me like about a 42 regular in ya coat. Exactly right says the man, how did you know that? Been in this business 40 years, I can tell these things. I can see that your slacks will be about a 36-30. Amazing says the man. Are ya gonna need underclothing? Sure says the man. I can see you will need about a 40 in your underwear. No, your wrong this time. I wear a 36 in my underwear.
Ya can't do that says the store clerk. It will put undue pressure on your testicles and give you migrane headaches.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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