... these "bitches" can't be trusted ... and one clueless Valley Girl says she found out the hard way.
Woman is HUMILIATED by Siri after asking if her crush would ever text her - only for the Apple assistant to send that exact question to the man himself
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5288939/Siri-embarrasses-woman-texting-crush.html
A woman who asked Siri whether her crush would ever text her was horrified when Apple's software wrote the man a message asking him to do just that.
Cecilia Mula, who is based in Nashville, Tennessee, took to Twitter earlier this week to recount the hilarious mishap.
"I just asked Siri if a certain boy would ever text me and she sent a text saying will you ever text me to him. My funeral will be held at 8pm this Thursday," she wrote.
Her message has since gone viral, and has been retweeted more than 100,000 times while receiving more than 500,000 likes, and plenty of responses from amused Twitter users.
Per Cecilia, "I haven't had to date for 24 years but the sympathy and contact horror are SO REAL right now." "You poor thing,' someone wrote in a compassionate message.
Although Cecilia's revelation also caused some confusion, with a few people tweeting in response to ask her how the message was sent automatically, when Siri is supposed to ask an iPhone user to hit the send button before going ahead with the text.
Cecilia, a student and freelance stylist, then confessed that she actually hit send after the software composed the text when she was trying to exit that feature. ...
But Cecilia did find some form of silver lining in her mishap, adding: "On the bright side though @parishilton followed me on twitter. The lord surely restores the broken-hearted." ...
PUHLEEEEEASE!
Hmmm ... sounds like Ms. Valley Girl is grasping for her "15 minutes of fame," eh?
She's cute ...
BUT ... based on her following message at the Orange Room ... she's also an empty-headed twit ...
"Just want to take the time to thank everyone for their kind words & condolences during these tragic times. For those of you wondering, I did receive a text back & yes I was soon later hit with an unfollow. But in the words of our queen mother, Beyonce ... BOY BYE."
Damn, Cecilia ... can ya blame him for dropping you like a hot potato??? You might be cute, but you're definitely a vacuous drama queen!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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