Well, ribit ... in her defense, she has a cute face with a very nice smile. BUT, if I paid good money for the SI swimsuit edition, opened it up, and saw her in a skimpy swimsuit or, even worse, nothing but body paint ... I do believe I would want my money back. Just like I am no George Clooney stunt double, she is NOT a swimsuit model - period.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence