Schmuckie's unfunny, butt-ugly niece is making a new movie ... and femi-nazis don't like the trailer, apparently. I don't know about the stupid, nonexistent "woke vs. un-woke" aspect of their complaint, but I gotta agree ... THIS is a "standard of beauty"???
BARF!!!
From the trailer, I Feel Pretty smells like a high concept comedy about a chubby woman named Renee (Schumer), who falls off an exercise bike and hits her head. The injury causes the insecure Renee to see herself as she has always wanted to see herself - as the most beautiful, confident, and capable woman in the world. ...
That's not a comedy - that's a TRAGEDY.
With two massive box office flops already on her three-film resume, I Feel Pretty looks like a shallow, one-joke movie that gives Schumer the opportunity to once again reheat her schtick where she self-consciously acts like a younger, thinner, prettier, more confident and likable version of herself. It also comes off like a remake of Shallow Hal (2001), but one that promotes narcissism, as opposed to a lesson about humanity and true love. ...
You know ... I understand why Amy Schumer keeps on debasing herself ... she's a narcissistic attention whore who is desperate for other people's money to provide her with a rockstar lifestyle ... just like lil' Barry Soetoro. What I don't understand are the idiots who fund her pathetic flops. They have to know that they are immediately flushing their assets down the crapper as soon as they hand over their money to her, but they do it, anyway. AMAZING!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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