...two construction workers sit down for lunch and open their bags. First worker unwraps sandwich looks at it and says, "crap, peanut butter", Tosses it. Opens his second sandwich looks at it and says "crap, peanut butter" and tosses it. His buddy sitting next to him says, "If ya don't like peanut butter, why don't ya tells ya wife to fix something else?"
"Leave my wife out of this, I fixed these sandwiches myself."
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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