To compete in today's marketplace, sire, I think you need to upgrade your crypto currency to have a more ... uh ... "artistic" ... look to it, don'tcha know.
If the Romans could do it, an all-powerful monarch, such as yourself, can certainly do it, too!
After Ribits Enterprises gets your crypto currency up and running, then you could turn your business ventures towards toilet paper and other restroom accessories ...
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence