Punk, butt-breathing turtle joins endangered species club
Boasting a green, punk hairdo and the unusual ability to breathe through its backside, an Australian turtle has become famous overnight -- but not only for its eccentricity.
http://www.asiaone.com/world/punk-butt-breathing-turtle-joins-endangered-species-club
...zzfart can talk thru his backside does this put him on the endangered species list???