...once upon a time I owned a pickup truck with two gas tanks on it (16 gal each) I anticipated making great time on the road. Mz ribit still had to stop every fifteen minutes to whiz.
...I tried to show her how to tell which tank was empty when she went into the gas station so she could get the correct tank on appropriate side of the pump. She said it didn't matter cause they was both gonna be empty before she bought any gas for my truck.
...I think God created women to keep us humble.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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