Trump calls Kelly into the Oval Office and, in excited voice, tells him that he believes he just set a new world record.
"Uh---what did you do,Mr. President?"
After leading him over to the Resolute desk, Trump steps aside to reveal a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle depicting a baby duck and a kitten. "I put that together in just three weeks. That fast has to be a record, right?" he demanded.
"Well, that is beautiful---but---uh---three weeks seems like a lot of time to put together a 100 piece puzzle. Why do you think it must be a world record?"
"Look at the box!" Trump insisted. "It says right there: '4 to 6 years'"
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