Went to see Doctor Finger Yesterday. That's what I call the doctor what examines my prostate annually. He says Im good for another year. I told him to wash his finger before he scratched his nose. He showed me the rubber glove.
While I was wait for Dr. Fingers who was examinging another old fart I was watching the tv looking thing in the corner of the waiting room. There was a commercial on it for "Fecal Deoderant". If you are incontinent ya can just spray this stuff in ya pants and no one will know ya pooped in them (unless ya sitting on a white sofa. Folks I gotta tell ya when I get to the point I am doing nothing but pooping in my pants and drooling down my chin I will use the express checkout line.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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