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Re: Went to see Doctor Finger Yesterday

By: micro in POPE 5 | Recommend this post (0)
Thu, 19 Jul 18 9:40 PM | 75 view(s)
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hear ya ribit !

Don;t know how much longer I have with my father before that happens.

As it is, he currently does not drink, and he hates to get a shower. Not a good combination...

Orange urine and he can;t control his bladder too well so he soaks and over fills his depends.

NOW how do I get him to remember to change them twice a day???
AND to drink the water/gatorade I filled his refrigerator with ????

WHY do old people with dementia hate to take showers??

Pulling my hair out here...


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Went to see Doctor Finger Yesterday
By: ribit in POPE 5
Thu, 19 Jul 18 8:48 PM 		Msg. 04385 of 62138

Went to see Doctor Finger Yesterday. That's what I call the doctor what examines my prostate annually. He says Im good for another year. I told him to wash his finger before he scratched his nose. He showed me the rubber glove.

While I was wait for Dr. Fingers who was examinging another old fart I was watching the tv looking thing in the corner of the waiting room. There was a commercial on it for "Fecal Deoderant". If you are incontinent ya can just spray this stuff in ya pants and no one will know ya pooped in them (unless ya sitting on a white sofa. Folks I gotta tell ya when I get to the point I am doing nothing but pooping in my pants and drooling down my chin I will use the express checkout line.


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