Man who is 90% covered in tattoos has penis removed as it interferes with his look
http://metro.co.uk/2018/07/18/man-90-covered-tattoos-penis-removed-interferes-look-7733391/
...this is the kinda thing that would have gotten you in to a looney bin back when I was a youngster.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!