Police: Naked Guy Nabbed For McDonald's Romp
Suspect was doing jumping jacks in women’s bathroom, cops say
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/mcdonalds-huffer-popped-684309
...just tryin to burn off enough calories to have the super size fries.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!