This is all quite easily understood, ribit ... it was a flawed survey.
"... a survey of 1,208 men from numerous countries - including the United States, United Kingdom, Germany, and Russia ..."
All members of the Democrat Party in the United States, the Labour Party in the United Kingdom, the Die Linke Party in Germany, and the Communist Party in Russia. Leftists don't know how to enjoy themselves ... they enthrall themselves with being miserable ... even so far as to totally screw up sex.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence