...I had an Uncle named Wesley. He was a hard core self proclaimed drunk. Not an alcoholic at all. He said the difference was that a drunk didn't have to go to them fricken meetings.
...old Wesley got the shakes real bad and my Grandma (his sister) got some help and took him to the doctor to find out what the problem was.
The doctor asked him, "Wesley, do you drink a lot?"
Wesley asked him "How much is a lot?"
Doc: "Do you drink a pint a day?"
Wesley: "I spill more than that!"
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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