Let me see if I've got this right. You hit puberty and started sleeping around. You got knocked up and dropped out of school when you were 15. Since that lofty start, you've actually gotten DUMBER???
Hah hah HAH, ROTFLMAO! Oh, my stomach is starting to hurt. You're absolutely Un-Be-Lievable. You were an independent but thought it through for a couple of decades before getting a handle on politics. Then you became a registered DEMOCRAT? Oh, that's too much. I used to think there was some hope for you, but there really is nothing that can be done for a woman who starts off stupid and spends an entire lifetime facing the wrong way on the bicycle of life. Talk about striving to make the very LEAST of yourself.
When you die one day, clo, they'll say at your service that you've finally become what you always wanted to be: Nothing at all. Then everyone will laugh and go home and watch I Love Lucy reruns.
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