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If the media says ‘GREAT things’ about Trump, maybe he won’t fire us

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by Tom Toles

Apparently, it isn’t about “fake news” after all. Surprise. All you have to do is say GREAT things about President Trump, and he won’t retaliate and fire you. Surprise again.

This means we’ve been doing it all wrong. The key to good media relations is to say GREAT things about Trump. Okay then!

President Trump, you are a GREAT big ignoramus! A GREAT big liar! A GREAT big narcissist! A GREAT big con man! A GREAT big bully! A GREAT big needy baby! A GREAT big doofus!

You’re a GREAT big incompetent! A GREAT big divider! A GREAT big polluter! A GREAT big danger to American democracy! A GREAT big racist! A GREAT big nepotist! A GREAT big braggart! A GREAT big grifter!

You’re a GREAT big suckup to foreign dictators! A GREAT big thin-skinned, vindictive egomaniac! A GREAT big threat to the rule of law! A GREAT big menace to the global climate! A GREAT big threat to Western civilization!

The GREATEST!

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