...back when Johnny Carson was the king of late night tv out of NY city, he told a story about his telling of a anti LBJ political joke. He sais that the next day on the way to work the next day he got a ticket. That night he told another lbj joke and the next day he got another ticket. He said the tickets didn't bother him all that much but that the Texas Ranger who wrote em seemed to have an attitude.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!